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In 1995, credit card companies offered Americans an opportunity to collectively sign up credit cards 2.7 billion times. About 1.4 percent of the offers were accepted.

What dog loves to take bubble baths ?
A
shampoodle !

Ever wonder how blondes remember their Passwords?

During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:

MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy

When asked why such a big password, she said, “It had to be at least 8 characters long.

Tech Support: “Do you have any windows open right now?”

Customer: “Are you crazy woman, it’s twenty below outside!”

Q: Why is being in the
military like a blow
job?
A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.